Part 1:
Have you ever seen the brady bunch episode with the tiki? the one in hawaii? if not, either have i. but we were watching scrubs a few weeks back, and they were at the janitors wedding, and the tiki made its appearance there, and brian had to explain it to me.
So, because he thought it was so hilarious.... i searched ebay. ta da!!! an idol necklace similar to the one in scrubs.
fast forward to father's day... i have the boy's give daddy his "surprise". Soren colored and ripped a coloring book page for him, and braden handed him the tiki idol necklace. Daddy was 1/2 awake, so it took a minute for it to register with him. Then he started laughing....
and made the sound......"woeoeoewwww"
i adjust it, so he can fit it over his melon... and the necklace is on.
If you don't know, apparently it brings bad luck. (see below)
a few minutes after he has it on, and makes some wisecrack that i can't recall right now, braden falls down. "see!" says brian.
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
the day progresses, we get brian white castle for lunch (ew) and move on to brian's mom and dad's house where we will be spending the day, and brian will install their new ceiling fan...............
so, nothing major, like the ceiling falling out over brian's head, or electrocution take place. But the fan didnt work after the initial install, so brian had to take it down, and try again.
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
They came to find out that the remote that they purchased didn't work.
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
So, brian tells me that in that episode of the brady bunch, they had to take the tiki back to some cave where it came from for the bad luck to stop.
I comment to him, that I did indeed buy it (off ebay) in hawaii, and if he wanted to take it back, he'd probably have to swim in the ocean, since it was made out of fish bone.
Part 2:
I wake up this morning, to notice it laying on my shelf in the kitchen.... we go about our day as usual, hit the grocery store with no problems, have lunch.....
then i hear the cat meowing. I don't think anything of it, because if you know nero, he's a vocal cat. He's standing outside the open gate, looking in the living room. after a few minutes, i get up to look for kellyn, and find her in the bathroom, right next to the bath mat.......
or should i say the new litter box.
a nice big juicy turd sittin there. at first my thought was, "SOREN!" but he had been by me, and i smelled nothing from him that whole time... i get closer to see her foot smashed in a secondary land mine....new cute white sandals with a cake of digested cat food stuck to the bottom..... EW, AND HER BIG TOE!!!
So here i am, a fresh load of oxyclean laundry going with our bathroom rugs in it thinking.......
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
I just might take it back to hawaii myself... but i'm sure something bad like a plane crash would occur...
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
~d
*what is it with me and vile excrement of some kind??*
and made the sound......"woeoeoewwww"
i adjust it, so he can fit it over his melon... and the necklace is on.
If you don't know, apparently it brings bad luck. (see below)
a few minutes after he has it on, and makes some wisecrack that i can't recall right now, braden falls down. "see!" says brian.
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
the day progresses, we get brian white castle for lunch (ew) and move on to brian's mom and dad's house where we will be spending the day, and brian will install their new ceiling fan...............
so, nothing major, like the ceiling falling out over brian's head, or electrocution take place. But the fan didnt work after the initial install, so brian had to take it down, and try again.
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
They came to find out that the remote that they purchased didn't work.
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
So, brian tells me that in that episode of the brady bunch, they had to take the tiki back to some cave where it came from for the bad luck to stop.
I comment to him, that I did indeed buy it (off ebay) in hawaii, and if he wanted to take it back, he'd probably have to swim in the ocean, since it was made out of fish bone.
Part 2:
I wake up this morning, to notice it laying on my shelf in the kitchen.... we go about our day as usual, hit the grocery store with no problems, have lunch.....
then i hear the cat meowing. I don't think anything of it, because if you know nero, he's a vocal cat. He's standing outside the open gate, looking in the living room. after a few minutes, i get up to look for kellyn, and find her in the bathroom, right next to the bath mat.......
or should i say the new litter box.
a nice big juicy turd sittin there. at first my thought was, "SOREN!" but he had been by me, and i smelled nothing from him that whole time... i get closer to see her foot smashed in a secondary land mine....new cute white sandals with a cake of digested cat food stuck to the bottom..... EW, AND HER BIG TOE!!!
So here i am, a fresh load of oxyclean laundry going with our bathroom rugs in it thinking.......
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
I just might take it back to hawaii myself... but i'm sure something bad like a plane crash would occur...
"woeoeoeoewwwww"
~d
*what is it with me and vile excrement of some kind??*
