AHHHHHHH.............
If you are reading this, I've survived. Well, so far. Its only Sunday, hubby won't be home til Tuesday afternoon/evening sometime. I CAN do this!
My weekend re-cap goes as follows:
Friday: have the lil twerps and go to Soren's last day of school picnic. Which is basically a pot-luck style lunch with lots of water games and playing. Fun! We got all sunscreened up, and let the day commence! Survived, no Kellyn pee/poop accidents at school. Went to the in laws to stop at a couple garage sales (this actually turned into 2 garage sales and drinking beer in the neighbor's driveway while chit-chatting. Good times. Went out to dinner with them and the kids, came home and "retired" for the night. (OH, after a partly-successful tball sock hunt and purging the boys' drawers of their winter clothes..... knock on wood)
Saturday: woke up, slowly got moving, breakfast done, kids cleaned up, only to realize at 9:08 that tball wasn't at 10:30, it was at 10:00. And I still hadn't showered.... UGH! Speed shower, get them dressed in uniforms and clothes, and basically zoom to the fields to get there in time. {remember when I said I got all "sunscreened up" yesterday.... well, today I realized that I did a good job everywhere, except for in my hairline.... lets just say red scalp.} We made it to the field with no major malfunctions. Grandma/Grandpa and Aunt Susie were in attendance to see the boys play. Braden was at the top of the order with Soren to follow. Each of them hit well, and actually fielded a ball a piece. YAY!
After tball we took off to grandma's for a sleep-over with susie while I had a wedding to photograph with Riana. Got everything all set there, ran back home and got ready to go. Loaded up the gear, hit Kroger on the way for a lil Sushi action for lunch, and photographed for 8ish hours. Went out afterward to Beaver Creek (hush!) and had a late "dinnerish" snack and a couple drinks..... then back home. All went well. Riana was on her way home around Midnight. Hmmm.... where's the cat????
He didn't come down when I fed him. I had a liiiiiiitttttttlllleeeee voice in the back of my head saying, "you know he's locked in a room/closet somewhere." but I chose to ignore it.
BAD MOVE.
ahhhh, yeah. He was shut in my room. the first thing I was greeted with as I opened the door was the unmistakable smell of sh!t. Yep..... right next to my hope chest. a Nero-sized pile-o-poo..... oooh, and what's this I see???? a Nero-sized wet spot in the carpet next to my closet.. ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! It's freakin' midnight, I just wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeep! But no, i'm on Excrement Clean-up Duty (doodie?) for the next 15 minutes. As I walked in the door of my bedroom, he just did the "meowwww" at me. Meow this you jackass! I tried to close my door cuz he likes to yak up hairballs sometimes, and I prefer he doesn't do that in my room, let alone in my bed. I guess that last time I ran up there to grab something, he stealthily snuck (is that a word?) into my room without me even realizing. I shut the door and was on my way for the day.
So, I did a quick clean-up, deodorized with a nice smelling air freshener, closed the door to avoid cap'n poo cat and turned my fan on high.
OUT like a light....
Sunday: slept in til 9:30 (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?) well sorta. brian decided to text me before 9..... (argh!) I could have been out til then no problem... but even from 5 states away, he knows when to bug me. got up, showered, dressed, and out the door to get the kids at grandmas (with no coffee in me.... feel the pain.) Kids were up, talked with the fam for a bit, then got the kids ready, grabbed some McD's for lunch (for them) and continued home. After eating we {I}decided to get the pool out from behind the shed {yes, i braved the spiders so my kids could have fun} and got it all cleaned up so that they could play in the cold ass water in the 80 degree weather. Worked out well. Got the boys changed.... as they get ready to go outside, I hear Soren say, "Kellyn, you didn't have to pee in my room..." {ughhhh!} I get up and look....... yup, pee. on the floor by their closet. I sniff....... OH YEAH.... I got the deluxe hook-up! In less than 24 hours, I get to clean up 2 piss spots and.... She sh!t herself too! AWESOME~ (apparently my daughter and my cat have the same mentality.. pissing and sh!tting in bedrooms near the closet! double thumbs up!)
I am pretty sure her Dora underwear weren't impressed. I mean, Dora doesn't seem to be the type of girl who enjoys getting dirty. Let alone coated in a 3 year old little girl's poo. I bet she was just flinging curse words in Spanish all up and down Kellyn's crack! You go, Dora....
I guess on the bright side... I hadn't put Kellyn in her swimming suit yet, so cleaning it out of underwear is a lil' easier than dealing with a wet, poopy swimming suit....... {thank God that cup was half full.... lol}
Otherwise, besides the constant.... "mooom, he splashed me!" .... "mooommmm, kellyn got me wet" ....."mooom..... i'm cold" The pool was fun.
We then ate dinner, played outside for a bit in the front yard, did baths and {thank god} they are all knocked out by 9:03pm. Guess that's the upside to letting them stay up at grandma's till 11:00 last night..... the downside..... THEY WERE SOO FREAKIN' WHINYYYYYYYYY!
and yes.... I do have a drink chillin' in the fridge.
i'm not an alcoholic, i swear.
~d
LOL!
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