hey now, you're a rockstar....

so, kellyn just shit herself while playing "hey now, you're a rockstar, get your show on, get paid..." on the paper jam guitar...

i take her to the bathroom for her to then have the poop fall off her ass onto my bathroom (washable) carpet. {awesome}

she gets onto the toilet, pees... wipes and then pulls the tp out instead of dropping it, which meant more poop on the toilet seat.

then instead of putting it down "in front" she decides to drop it "behind" her... more shit on the seat...

then takes that hand to brush hair away from her eye...

yup, you guessed it... poop on her face and in her hair.

needless to say, she just got out of the tub.

the joys....