Saturday, May 21, 2011

Potty Training KellyBelly: Day 2 - Rapture Day?

So where is Day 1, you ask? 

Well, Day 1 was pretty uneventful.  We woke up, put on Dora undies, and started the day with pee in the potty...  yay!  No accidents, even thru an hour with the babysitter, 3 & 5 year check-ups (including a hysterical 5 year old getting his shot), AND a t-ball game...  it was actually very awesome!  The last two times we tried to "train" her... she just pissed all over my house, without realizing she wasn't supposed to.  Her only accident was sitting on the front steps, eating watermelon with daddy.... Some how a random puddle just started pooling out from under her....  WHEW... good thing it was almost bed time!  So 5 successful trips, 4 "good try" stickers were given, and one oops.  I'd call that a good day.

Day 2, started off in the same grand way as Day 1....  A+ use of the toilet and soap and water to wash her hands!  Made it thru t-ball again this morning, thru lunch, and then when we played out side....  there was {the look} from the sidewalk......

{the look} 

yeah, the "ohmygod-whats-coming-out-of-my-butt-into-my-Dora-underwear?!?!?!?"  look. 

I'm tryin to get her to bust a move from the end of the sidewalk to inside the house....  I reach down and feel....

yup.

too late!

my little girl has grown a tail.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I knew it was gonna happen since she didn't PEWP yesterday.  Darn, I thought we would be lucky, and she'd just climb right up, do her bizniz and get off the potty.  {D.R.E.A.M.I.N.G!}

Shortly after the Haz-Mat team left my bathroom {ahem, ME}, she had a 2nd "incident" on my NEW Ikea couch.....  aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! 

Oh well....

Which reminds me...  the Haz-Mat crew needs to stock up on flushable wipes...  =)

So, the worst of my Rapture?? Day involved a little girl with a tail-- I'm sure the matching horns and pitch fork will arrive tomorrow!  =)

2 comments:

  1. omg lol... I don't mean to laugh at your misery but the way you described it was too funny... Were your boys easier to potty train?

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  2. no!! If you go back into the "archives" here, you will definately laugh... there's a good braden potty training story there for sure! Lots of Poo incidents around here.... And don't feel bad for laughing! I usually do, too!

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